🐐 Hallmark of the Beast Tee – Stamp Edition

This is your badge. Your seal. Your regrettable approval rating.
The “Hallmark of the Beast” stamp logo lets the world know you’re officially, irreversibly trigger-friendly.

Built for sarcastic romantics, emotionally unavailable philosophers, and anyone whose love language is psychological warfare.
Warning: Side effects include spontaneous truth bombs and deep laughter in inappropriate settings.

Details:

• Black unisex tee

• Printed in worn silver for vintage cult vibes

• Circular “Hallmark of the Beast” seal on front

• Text reads:
  EST. ??? | REGRET GUARANTEED
  CONTENTS MAY TRIGGER EVERYONE

Care: Wash like your sins—delicately and often.