ABOUT VILE
We are not here to make you feel better.
We’re here to say the things you weren’t allowed to.
The quiet parts. The awful truths. The punchlines that ruin brunch.Vile Little Company was created for the emotionally repressed, the sarcastically gifted, and the beautifully broken.
For the ones who laugh at funerals. Cry during cartoons. Ghosted a therapist. Sent the text, then regretted it, then laughed anyway.
We make cards for feelings you won’t say out loud.
Tees for confessions. Stickers that slap harder than closure.
And somewhere behind it all…
there's Muzzle. Watching. Listening. Smelling faintly of ink and regret.
✖️ OUR MISSION
To create art, apparel, and emotional weaponry for people who are done pretending.
You don’t need another fake holiday card.
You need a truth grenade. Wrapped in velvet. Hand-delivered by someone who looks like they just crawled out of your subconscious.
MEET MUZZLE
ORIGIN: THE FIRST JOKE
Before Muzzle was Muzzle, he was a boy who laughed too loud in a world that rewarded silence.
He asked too many questions. Questions that made people squirm.
He saw the cracks in the masks before he ever wore one.
They called him broken.
They called him disturbed.
So they gave him pills.
Then shock.
Then silence.
And when the silence finally took… something else moved in.
They say the mask came after.
But those who’ve seen the old records know different.
The mask came first.